Adventures

The sporadically shared life of a knitting, crocheting, baking, writing mommy who can't seem to want to grow up.
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These are exactly what I just bought myself! Apparently they are peach-flavoured and that is pretty much the best thing that’s ever happened to me.

Peach is good! I hadn’t even thought about what flavor they’d be… I sort of assumed they would taste more or less like straight sugar.

railerat:

These are exactly what I just bought myself! Apparently they are peach-flavoured and that is pretty much the best thing that’s ever happened to me.

Peach is good! I hadn’t even thought about what flavor they’d be… I sort of assumed they would taste more or less like straight sugar.

Let it be stated here that based on my insatiable need to stuff food in my mouth for the last day and a half and some… bodily fluid…, that I predict the arrival of this kiddo within the next two days. 

I can’t make predictions like this where normal people can see them in case I’m embarrassingly wrong, so I’ll just leave it on Tumblr so I have proof later that I was right. 

Things that are really hilarious when you’re bored and can’t move around much:

The nutrition facts on my pretzel bag say the serving size is 15 pretzels and there are 15 servings in the bag. 

Which means the number of pretzels is 15 squared. 

They’re Waffle Pretzels- the square kind. 

It’s funny, right?

In other news, I am officially in too much pain (round ligament pain in my crotch, to be exact) to move for more than like 15 minutes at a time and can’t handle basic household chores like laundry and dishes even if I feel like doing it, so I keep half-starting them and then having to stop, so our whole house is a disaster that actually looks worse than it did when I started. 

Can I just be not pregnant anymore?

Was going to make a sort-of-veiled pointed post toward one of my real life friends because she’s been complaining about people not being good friends to her in a very passive aggressive way on Tumblr where they can’t see it lately, but has also been really anti-social and noncommunicative when people try to involve her in things or invite her to come out. Which is really poor manners, and kind of getting on my nerves. 

But then I realized that she doesn’t follow me anymore, so I’ll just blabber about it to the 8 of you who do. 

Basically, if you wanna have good friends, you have to actually show up to the party, not sit at home whining about it. Turning down every invitation for months because you want to watch your favorite show on TV or you are in a shitty mood or you’re tired from work or whatever will, in fact, result in people not asking you to come out anymore. Putting yourself down as a ‘maybe’ to every event without explanation and then never showing up will not get you attention. Sorry. We’re grown ups now. We have lives with families and jobs and school and basically social life is something that will only happen if everyone involves works for it, so when you quit working for it, you quit having it. Sucks to be you.

Hello friends!

Apparently 10:15-10:30 on Sunday morning is the time to be on Tumblr! (And actually my pinterest is pretty active as well.) I knew sitting here and refreshing the page for 30 minutes would eventually result in new, more entertaining content!

A post on dogs is all you need to cheer up on a stinky day

I don’t know which is better, the dog in the trap or the dog in the tree. Dogs are silly. 

(Source: drummergrl1310, via doubtingsalmon)